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Servants Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins Night and day
He slaves away Oh, poor Professor Higgins
All day long On his feet Up and down until he's numb
Doesn't rest Doesn't eat
Doesn't touch a crumb Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins On he plods Against all odds
Oh, poor Professor Higgins Nine p.m. Ten p.m.
On through midnight every night.
One a.m. Two a.m. Three... Quit, Professor Higgins
Quit, Professor Higgins Hear our plea
Or payday we Will quit, Professor Higgins
Ay not I, O not Ow, Pounding pounding in our brain.
Ay not I, O not Ow, Don't say 'Rine,' say 'Rain'...
Eliza The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
Henry By George, she's got it By George, she's got it
Now, once again where does it rain? Eliza On the plain
On the plain Henry And where's that soggy plain?
Eliza In Spain In Spain The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain Henry
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire...?
Eliza Hurricanes hardly happen.
How kind of you to let me come Henry
Now once again, where does it rain?
Eliza On the plain On the plain Henry
And where's that blasted plain?
Eliza In Spain In Spain The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain